LOL!!!!

mom; can you get me a drink
me; pepsi or coke?
mom;coke
me;normal or diet?
mom;normal
... me;can or bottle
mom; bottle
me; 1L or 0.5
mom; fuck it give me water
me; normal or carbonated
mom; normal
me;warm or cold?
mom; get out!
me; now or later?
mom; I'm gonna kill you! -.-
me; with a knife or gun?
mom;gun
me; in the body or head?
mom;YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL GET IT MYSELF!